- When we finally acquired a changing room - it fell down just as a customer came out = PRICELESS!
- A guy came in asking if we could lengthen his white pants with material he brought .... cream pillow cases = FUTURISTIC SWAG!
- Young women walks in, she looks confused and says: "Oh, this is not my style". All we were thinking was "honey, neither is that train smash you're wearing" = SCHOOLED!
- The wind at the Labia blowing the rails over and over and over = END OF DAYS!
- Being invoiced for a market in someone's back yard where nobody pitched up = CLASSIC!
- Driving 450kms for a surf trip only to eat fish and chips then head back two hours later and miss ringing in the new year = SELF SLICE!
- My two-year old cousin praised for saying "no daddy, I'm not a bully". My two-year-old nephew doesn't need words - he acted like a cat with pitch-perfect meeow sounds and all = HOLLYWOOD CALLS!
- Bought a pair of sunglasses at a Chinese store for R30, only to have the one lens pop out three hours later = ADVERT GOLD!
- A lady buying her husband's ex-wife's vinyl (it was signed) from us so she could leave it on the bed for him to see. A brother and sister buying a jacket for their dad for Christmas, which was similar to one their mom threw out years ago because she didn't like it = CREEPY!
- Germans haggling over a R50 blazer = CHEAP!
Thursday, 5 January 2012
And we're back ... hello 2012 nice to meet you
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